UKC Quotes

* kimble hurrahs as BT pull their finger out and her line resyncs at full speed
<kimble> you see, the internet's a series of tubes, and BT are like a little dutch boy...

<SlimeyPete> 2/me breaks into rorschach's alcohol
<Morti> :o
<SlimeyPete> he left a bottle of Leffe Brune and a bottle of Wine
<SlimeyPete> it's his own damn fault
<SlimeyPete> it's like leaving a half-pound tub of Haribo in front of a toddler

<BleanD> i remember the name..
<BleanD> what was her real name/what did she look like>
<BleanD> have i dated her?

* kimble peers at the BBC... "Five killed in light plane crash" sounds like a particularly exciting, if rather short, enid blyton story

Rah's sister: "My computer has scar tissues from the virus."
foo: "SCART issues? What SCART issues?"

<Trapper> iBot: HMRC kent
<iBot> HMRC kent is 0845 302 1431
<Trapper> usually it takes 40 working days to deal with post there
<Trapper> at the moment it's taking 12 weeks
<kimble> makes sense, it must take a while to search all the trains

[Shish is playing an MMORPG with voice chat, when Kitty comes along...]
Kitty: "Hello Shish's online friends!"
Shish: "They can't hear unless you press the talk button."
Kitty: "Which button?"
Shish: "It's a secret."
Kitty: "Which button?" *poke* "Which button?" *poke* "Which button?" *poke*
Shish: "I'll tell you when you're older."
[Kitty waits for 30 seconds]
Kitty: "I'm older now! Which button? Which button? Which button?"
Shish: "You're still a child on the inside!"

* Stotty grumbles at 40-minute podcasts
<Stotty> it's enough to tempt me to move 10 minutes further down the railway line!

<skel> i hate microsoft >.<
<skel> I'll be so glad next week when i can return to hating linux and opensource software again

<kimble> a bit like lincolnshire buses, then
<red_pill> dont all linchsire busses have webbed tires?